David Beckham gets into the back of my taxi the other day and he sees me looking at him in the rear-view mirror.
After about five minutes patiently waiting I said: ''OK give me a clue.'' Beckham says: ''I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over 100 caps for England, is that enough?''
I sighed and said: ''No, you idiot, where do you want to go?"
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