Friday, July 18

Strangely Remote.

When I went to collect my passenger from a Walney pub on Friday morning it wasn't quite what I was expecting. A red faced guy walked from the pub and opened the passenger door and dropped a TV remote control onto the front seat. I looked to him and then the remote quizzically and patiently waited for the story. None was forthcoming, I guess he was a bit embarrassed, he just handed me some cash and told me the address where the remote was to go. When I reached the home of the remote control the door was half opened by a puzzled looking woman in pyjamas, who stared blankly at the remote. But then a little girl appeared who looked delighted to see the wayward remote, and so without another word I handed it over and left. Who knows what the story was, your guess is as good as mine is.


Anonymous said...

Here's my guess: The Dad, being pissed at the Mum for sitting around all day watching the telly, took the remote when he left the house. Later, feeling sorry for the little girl, he called her and told her he was sending it home...hence the taxi. :)

Lucky said...

you get some strange ones. at least it's not snake transport again.

jane said...

Anon - Nice to see Neanderthal man is alive and well, who's to say the woman was sat around all day watching TV?