Fish's Revenge

A quick trip up to Furness General's A&E department was on the cards today for one unlucky fare. It seems that he had been out fishing very early in the morning and had arrived home fed-up and fish less. He went to throw his fishing tackle in his shed in disgust, but unluckily for him he finally accidentally caught his first catch of the day. It was a big un and put up quite a struggle, but it was finally hooked good and proper. Unfortunately it was himself that was hooked right through the top lip; yes that's right just how he would have hooked a fish. A classic case of fish’s revenge I guess, so it was up to hospital for a stitch or two and tetanus jab maybe. I advised him to stick to fishing for frozen fish fingers in the freezer section of his local supermarket, it’s much safer.