Easy For You To Say

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULTTO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

• 1. Specificity
• 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
• 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
• 4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

• 1. No thanks, I'm married.
• 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
• 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
• 4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
• 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
• 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
• 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
• 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
• 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
• 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
• 11. Thank you Mr. Taxi Driver, that was a very reasonable price.