Saturday, September 15

Horny Women


What is it nowadays with women and car horns? The slightest indiscretion "real or imagined" from another driver, be they male or female and it's an outraged long loud blast on the horn.
Some seem to regard it as some sort of weapon which will remove all obstacles and annoyances from their path.
The worst culprits and by far the most annoying are the small orange skinned bottle blonde's driving oversize 4x4s, who are in a rush to get to the beauty salon. Most blokes would never use their horns like this, they know that theirs always a chance that some big hairy trucker may take offence and decide to relocate the horn somewhere less comfortable. But the growing band of female honkers seem to think that somehow their being members of the fairer sex will protect them from road rage. It may work with chivalrous softies like me but as we all know not everybody's like me. It only takes a blast on the horn directed at someone who has been on a diet of super strength steroids and it could be your last toot.

5 comments:

Keith said...

And most of them would deserve what they got too.

KP

Bob said...

keith: aye maybe, do you like the title, that should disappoint a few dodgy googlers eh!

Peggy said...

Ooh, that's annoying. I wonder what they'd do if somebody got out of their car and went over to have a chat to them in their safe 4x4.

Bill McClure said...

When ever I hear someone blowing their horn like that Bob, I always remark "And what else did you get for Christmas".

Yes love your title for this Bob.

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