Monday, May 21

Electric Chair

Well it seems that for £236.00 we can buy a set of seat covers which will turn our taxi seats into mobile electric chairs. The shocking seat covers are advertised for sale on E-Bay and are capable of giving fares a whooping 50KV shock up the backside. Now it does say that they may not be legal in some country's ,which I'm pretty sure would include the UK, but I'm sure some drivers won't be put of by the legal niceties. Drivers who have been robbed and assaulted in the past would surely love this system in their taxi, apparently all it takes is a press of a button on the dash and it's instantly the smell of frying flesh. It would be great if they were legal though, just think how some folks attitude would change towards their taxi driver. No more arguments with drunks who don't want to pay or won't get out of the car, and maybe we could just give the odd smelly fare we get a shocking reminder to take a shower.

Heres the link!
TASSY?
The new Taxi and Car Security System TASSY is a system for the protection of owners, taxis and cars. It´s a system with functions of Anti-Theft and Anti-Robbery by 50kV Electric Shock. The special taxi protection cushions with high voltage electric shock function can be easily fixed on the rear seat of the car by elastic belt directly without control unit. Covered on the seat and the backrest of the car, the driver can operate the cushions by remote control or manual to activate the high voltage electric function. In case of an emergency, the driver can activate the shocking function by pressing the shocking button. Then there will be high voltage pulse on the whole surface of the cushion and backrest. Electric shocks protect the car and its driver immediately from robbery and violence. The robber is forced to give up. The voltage, it emits, is high. It can shock the robber strongly and do little harm to health. So, it´s an easy and impressing solution for the safety of driver

5 comments:

Paradise Driver said...

Sadly, I can also see this being used by sexual predators.

Bob said...

Wil: I never thought about that ,but your right their is a danger of that happening

Ted Martin said...

The check is in the mail...

TUFFENUF said...

SHOCKING! I love it! Won't the robbers get a suprise!

Lugosi said...

WHOA!!! There was an animated film called Heavy Metal back in 1981 that consisted of several stories loosely tied together. One of the tales was about a cab driver in the distant future who uses a very similar device to dispose of robbers.... Except in the movie, the bad guys are reduced to ashes. Then the driver opens the glovebox to toss the gun in there, and there's already like a dozen others in there.