Chocolate Girl

I had a job today taking a young lass to a photographers studio, she was very nervous and told me that this was her first time in the studio. I was amazed when she went on to tell me that she was going to be stripped and covered with molten chocolate before she was photographed, and even more astonished when she said she was paying good money to have them do it. Apparently it's all the rage and quite a few lasses were given gift vouchers to have it done as Christmas presents. Being the gentleman that I am I did of course offer to dig the box brownie out of the attic, and put a few choccy bars in the microwave and do the job for nowt. She foolishly declined my kind offer but did say she would show me the photos in a week or two.