Lost Tip

A nice old lady went to give me a nice tip today unfortunately as she went to hand it over she dropped two-pound coins. They both rolled down the middle of the front seats, never mind I said I will get them later. I had forgotten about them and had picked up three or four fares until a lady in the back seemed to stoop and take a long while to get out of the cab. Yes, you guessed it she stole my tip, what a dirty trick eh! The tip actually came to more than she paid for the fare what a cheapskate taking food from my mouth I could have had gravy on me chips tonight