Pole Dancer

Talking away this morning with a lady I had picked up in Dalton when a Stones track comes on the radio. Oh she said “I won a pole dancing contest in Blackpool dancing to this”. Honest I asked “yes” she replied “and I have the certificate at home to prove it”. Just think I said in a few years time when your grandchildren are going through their old granny’s paperwork what will they think when they come across that.” Never thought of that” she said,” but at least they won’t read what it says on the tattoo I got that same weekend.”” And no I’m not going to tell you what it says, and where it is you certainly aren’t going to read it.”