Thursday, March 2

All Right

My fellow taxi driver Wil in Hawaii tells us that he sometimes has problems with visitors driving towards him on the wrong side of the road. I know that is easily done I have done it once myself whilst driving in Europe. A while back there was a plan to bring the United Kingdom in line with the rest of Europe. They spent millions of pounds on research over five years and concluded that because of the cost and time needed to convert every vehicle and every road sign that it would be impossible to introduce overnight. And so they devised a plan, trucks and buses would go over first and then cars a month or so later. Luckily a junior minister spotted the fatal flaw in the plan, he pointed out that it would be to difficult to reach your order when you went to the drive through MacDonald’s!

1 comment:

ISLAND MONKEY said...

Good joke. Sounds like a New Labour idea all the same..