Wednesday, October 31

Horror

It was just another local supermarket pickup and I thought nothing of it until one of the three lady fares opened the boot. I was just getting out of the car to help with the bags when a blood curdling scream pierced the early morning gloom. When I reached the back of the car, I was shoved out of the way by the three portly panicking ladies. When they had calmed down I explained that the grisly, blood stained leg in the boot was only a very lifelike fake. I had bought it for Halloween and put my foot in it by forgetting to take it out of the boot. They saw the joke and couldn't stop laughing all the way home. Of course after this I should have hidden the grisly limb, but no I couldn't resist leaving it in place. This led to lots more squeals and giggles for the rest of the day. The jokes were coming thick and fast, about taxi's costing an arm and a leg and that the best place for a foot was in a boot etc. But still it was Halloween eh!


6 comments:

Paradise Driver said...

Ah! A teaser.

Dogbait said...

Don't put your foot in it, Bob!

ROGUE GUNNER said...

So Thats where Heather Mills left it!

Deryk said...

Just another Sunday leftover from those getting legless the night before

Bob said...

Aye the jokes are coming thick and fast now eh!

Roy said...

you where out on a limb there Bob