Pie Guy

Two guys and one lady in the cab this morning, one of the guys happened to be gay. They had been out all night partying and were still very drunk. The lady comes out with the classic question “is your brother fat because you’re gay then”? There was silence for a minute or two and then the gay man said “no it’s because he eats too many pies”” Oh yes” she said” I eat pies too does that make me fat as well?” He just looked her up and down in silence for a while and then they all started screaming and arguing luckily they were getting out by then, was I glad to get rid of them.