Tales of the Life and Times of a Northern UK Taxi Driver.
Tuesday, May 20
Jet Pack
How about one of these strapped onto your push bike. It's a 50lb thrust pulse jet engine. The 140 decibel clatter tube is capable of propelling a bicycle and rider up to 75 MPH. Rather you then me, but if you are the daredevil type it is available now on E-Bay current bids stand at $650.
Hi Bob, One of them each side of the taxi, a pair of ear muffs and hey presto no more traffic jams.
ReplyDelete140db means a lot of traffic citations for noise violations and you would need ear protection to keep from saying "huh?" for the rest of your life.
ReplyDeleteI am also not sure if bicycle tires are designed for continuous 75mph treks..
Thanks but I think I'll pass. LOL :-)
Bob:Wil: I don't think that I will be ordering one any time soon.
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