Friday, July 31

EGGstremely Dangerous

This week has been a very distressing week for some of our drivers. For no apparent reason one driver had his vehicle door kicked in by some drunken yob who thought it was funny and a good laugh just to jump up at it and kick it.

His excuse would probably be that he was drunk and didn't know what he was doing but the next lot of idiots weren't drunk so what would their excuse be.

These idiots were driving round in a car. Speeding round and screeching the brakes as boy racers tend to do without showing any respect for other road users. The passenger in the car had eggs with him and was throwing them at passing vehicles.

One egg hit our drivers windscreen and you can imagine the force. If our driver is travelling at 25mph and the idiots in the other car throwing eggs were going at 40mph in the other direction then thats a combined force of 65mph when the egg hits the windscreen and splatters all over it blocking our drivers view and therefore potentially leading to an accident.

The police dont seem to do anything about it and cars remain damaged and egged and these idiots get away with it. What sort of a kick do they get from it.

End of Rant....

Tuesday, July 28

Split Personalities

This week I picked up a guy who was really very loud mouthed, drunk and stunk of stale cigarette smoke. He told me all about how he had got into a fight as he had been causing some trouble and how he made it out that it wasnt his fault. Anyway, I took the guy to his home address and dropped him off and thought no more about it.

Lets move forward about 36 hours.. I get a call to go to an address to pick a fare up. The same address I dropped this obnoxious lout off at 2 nights ago. Out he comes and gets into the car. Very smartly dressed in suit and tie and asked me to take him to his place of work. This same man was of a different character. He was polite and even gave a tip on the fare. He tells me he works for a local bank and has a wife and 2 children and that his wifes been ill. I couldnt believe it was the same person I picked up a couple of days ago.

I then brought the subject up of his night out and what an idiot he was acting. He went a deep shade of red and apologised to me for his behaviour but lets face it. We don't expect this sort of behaviour from someone in such a high stranding trustworthy job.

There are a lot of Jekyll and Hyde type characters out there and we meet them all the time. At night after having a few beers they pluck up the courage to start trouble but during the day they wouldn't say a word.

Saturday, July 25

Voicemail Gadget

Picked as fare up earlier this week and he proceeded to tell me all about his mobile phone and how the voicemail on it no longer works. Before I could say anything, he then went on to tell me that he had dropped the phone and the voicemail hasn't worked since and do I think that he may have broke his voicemail.

Are some people really this thick. I did suggest to him to take his phone to pieces and give it a shake and see if there was a small chip in there that spoke when he touched it and if there was then he has to take it to the local phone shop and ask them to put his voicemail back in his phone as it had fell out.

Wonder if the idiot really did go to a mobile phone shop.

Whilst on the journey he asked me what I knew about CD players as all his CDs were jumping. I suggested he needed a new stylus for it (like they used to have for playing records). I wonder what the store staff will think when he asks for a needle for a CD player.

Maybe I shouldnt wind the passengers up but some really do ask for it.

Thursday, July 23

Compensation

You may remember a story about an aggressive taxi fare on Boxing Day last year where the passenger was arrested and charged. Full details HERE.

The incident happened on Boxing Day, The court case was 13th January 2009 and the outcome was a 4 month curfew and £100 compensation payable to me.

6 months down the line and I still havnt received a penny of it so today I telephoned the magistrates court and was told that this person has a lot of previous convictions and is paying off previous fines and compensation. The courts have confrimed that his last fine was paid off last week and they have now sent him a "means Test" form. This will allow the magistrates to assess how much compensation a week he can pay me.

Its just so annoying to be a victim of crime and be left out of pocket all this time. What is the point of compensation being awarded if the defendant cant pay and even if paid then getting a few quid per week isnt beneficial.

This sends out the wroing message to the criminal as they know that any fine they get can be paid weekly or monthly and they probably wont miss it. What sort of deterrent is that?

Tuesday, July 21

Arrogance

One of my pet hates is arrogant people. I really just dont have the time for them and there is no need for it. If they have a problem then its them that needs to deal with it and not me.

Earlier this week I dropped a fare off on Walney Island and set off along the street to find a small truck parked in the middle of the road whilst this arrogant man was stood at the passenger door talking to the driver. There was no way I could get past and I wasnt in any rush so I just waited for him to move as it was obvious that the truck was dropping something off and cars were parked on both sides of the road making access to the garage that he was dropping off at a little awkward.

I appreciated it so just waited. I had only been waiting about 20 seconds when the guy who was talking to the driver started mouthing off at me saying that Taxi Drivers were the "Worlds Worst" for parking wherever they liked and went on to have a go at taxi drivers and how they thought they ruled the road and how he had no time for them.

This guy was supposed to be a professional businessman who should have known better. He`s a mechanic and it was his garage.

With an attitude like his I am glad that I dont take my car there for repairs, especially as its a taxi and he doesnt like taxi drivers and talking about parking in the middle of the road I wonder how many times he`s parked customers cars awkwardly in and around the area.

Its a way of life that everyone on the road blames everyone else, car drivers dont like white van drivers, white van drivers don't like taxi drivers, taxi drivers don't like bus drivers. bus drivers don't like lorry drivers but whatever your reason for not liking another type of driver then it is still no excuse for arrogant attitudes, We all have to use the roads and if idiots like this were more patient then there would be less stress and less accidents on the roads.

So next time you are on a certain street on Walney Island and this happens to you then just wave at the poor sad cretin and if it makes you feel better dont use all your fingers when you wave at him.

We all have to use the road and one of the most common problems is congestion. An example would be picking up and having to park in the middel of the road as the passenger is elderly, infirm or disabled. Or.... do you park 20 yards away from the disabled person as its the only parking space and make then walk. What would you do??

Friday, July 17

Seatbelt Survey

Over the last few months there have been quite a lot of instances where children will get in the car and not wear a seatbelt unless I tell them to and this annoys me as the parents that they are traveeling with should know different but they dont seem to care either way.

This give me the idea of doing my own secret survey noting down details of passengers and whether they wore a seatbelt or not. I made notes over the last few week of 200 taxi fares and then set to work collating all the data and come up with the following

Adults who sat in the front passenger seat who didn't wear a seatbelt 37%
Adults who sat in the back without a seatbelt 88%

Children who sat in the front 0%
Children who sat in the back who didnt attempt to put a seatbelt on and had to be told to put one on by me... A whopping 80% Out of the 200 fares I took notes on 60 of these passengers were children and out of the 6o children only 12 wore a seatbelt without me having to tell them to. That means 48 out of 60 didnt even attempt to wear a seatbelt

One fare even went as far as telling me that kids were exempt in taxis and wouldn't have it any other way.

The bottom line is that it is in the interest of safety and more imprtantly , its the law... And I don't fancy having to pull up quick and a rear seat passenger goes flying into my seat causing injuries to me.

Tuesday, July 14

Taxi for one person

Part of the job description being a taxi driver is having to put up with the drunks and other idiots that we get in the cab but this week I just couldn't believe it when a passenger got in the cab and told me where he wanted to go. Seeing the meter start on £1.50p on tariff 4 he thought I was ripping him off and told me that the meter said I was charging him for 4 people. I did try to explain that the number 4 was the tariff number and not the amount of people in the cab.

He insisted that I turn the meter off and set it to number 1 for 1 person. (Tariff 1 is more expensive than tariff 4) but he's the customer and the customer is always right (do they still say that).

I put the meter on number 1 as he requested. It started at £2.00p and he never queried the extra 50 pence difference. He was just quite happy to see the number 1 on the meter thinking it meant one person.

At the end of the short half mile or so journey he paid the fare of £2.20p, gave me a £5 note and told me to keep the change.

You just cant understand how some peoples brains function.

Saturday, July 11

Bingo!!!!!

Bingo must be a very popular game amongst both old and young as we pick up all walks of life from the sad pathetic chavs to the old age pensioners that like to while away a few hours of the day playing their favourite game.

Some people go to pass a few hours during the day for a little fun. Others take it more seriously and go to gamble their money with a chance of winning and others virtually live in the bingo halls spending money day and night.

After the game of bingo, the taxi driver will wait to pick the fare up and the fare on most occasions will see the taxi driver waiting and keep us waiting whilst they feed the rest of their money into slot machines hoping to make a big win.

The chances are they will come out and get in the cab and say they didnt win and have a moan about why they bother going and that theu`ve spent all their money and so this leads to a situation earlier this week when I picked up a young chav from the bingo. She saw me waiting but kept feeding more and more coins into a rather hungry looking slot machine and shouting abuse at it. Shortly after she came out and attempted to light up what seemed the end of a cigarette, took 2 puffs then threw it down on the floor and then got in my car.

In true Jeremy Kyle chav style she said "Didnt win again, dunno why I bother, its good fun though innit, i need a drink, sort of... take me to the Barrow Arms innit"

After translating this I made the journey of less than half a mile and she was telling me how good she was at playing bingo and hardly ever lost. Its a game of skill she said, you have to have an idea of what numbers are going to come up..

Game of SKILL..... Its balls coming out of a machine at Random.. She wasnt happy when i told her this. I went on to say that there's no skill in bingo. Its numbers at random being drawn and marked off on a card. How can that be skilful.

She wasn't happy when I pointed out that bingo was just like the lottery. Its a gamble. You pay your money and you either win or lose. There's no skill.

At the end of the short journey she had the cheek to say that the taxis are too expensive and take up all her money. This sad pathetic whimp of a chav had just spent a fair few quid in the bingo, is now off to the pub to spend probably a lot more and she whinges about the taxi fare.

Think I`ll put the lottery on tonight. If I do it a set way, maybe I will win... I think not. Its all totally RANDOM.

Now lets see how many bingo players I`ve upset.

Tuesday, July 7

Who Polices the Police

There I am driving at around 20mph when a Police van pulls out of the police station without looking straight into my path narrowly missing me. He had no sirens or blue lights on at the time. but within a few seconds of pulling out the driver of the police van decides to put his siren and blue light on.

If there had been an accident then who would have been at fault and would the police officers involved in the crash be the same ones that interview me. That would be predudice.

The Police van pulled out without looking and without indicating.

Good job I have in car CCTV with different angled cameras. The clip below shows it all in colour and with sound thanks to camera number 2 in the car

Take a look at the CCTV footage and judge the order of events for yourself. Pull out without looking, turn on siren, apply blue light. Me thinks it should all be in a different order.

video

Monday, July 6

Found Property


First fare of the day and I picked up a young girl and took her to an address on Walney Island. She duly paid the fare and got out of the cab and I drove off.

Shortly after, the office called me on the radio and asked if I had found anything on the back seat as the girl I had dropped off had lost something. I wasnt aware of what it was that she lost til I turned round and had a look. Maybe its just me but at a very quick glance it looked like a long haired rat and so I dived out of the car and was about to shut the door when the office radio'd to me saying it was a hair extension.

I suppose I should have looked more carefully rather than just glance but its made me more wary of what goods people carry in the cab.

Go on, laugh at my expense. looking at it, it looks nothing like a rat but at the time I thought it was something sinister and you never know if there`s teeth hiding under any hairy thing that could jump up and bite....... :)

Friday, July 3

Directions

Its surprising how many people don't know their left from their right. Tonight I picked a girl up from a local pub who knew where she wanted to go but didn't know the name of the place so she took it upon herself to direct me. She gets in the back of the cab and sits directly behind me.

Go down here she says so I set off, then she said "When you get to that large circle in the road go round it and come out the other end". A little baffled I realised the large circle was a roundabout and she wanted me to take one of the exits but I didnt know which so quicky I asked which way and she said "That Way". She was pointing somewhere but as she was sat directly behind me I couldnt see which way. So I asked "Left or Right". She said "Straight On". I went straight on and she then said, "No , not that straight on but the other straight on,"

Bearing in mind this roundabout had 3 exits, left, straight on and right. I am now baffled as to where she wants to be so I turned round and said to her that we will start again but to tell me the direction rather than pointing making it quite clear that I dont have eyes in the back of my head.

Best of it was, she was sober and couldnt direct me to where she wanted to go. Eventually after directing me over to Walney Island (some one and a half miles away) she exclaimed that she remembered the street name and it was called Ormsgill Lane"

I had to tell her that she had directed me in the wrong direction and so I took her to where she really wanted to go.

Bit of a runaround with this job but it was a nice little earner as the meter was ticking up nicely.

People who dont drive may not know left from right or in this case how many "Straight Ons" there are but isnt it common logic to make sure the driver can see you pointing directions.

Surely people cant be that stupid.